Best Sport Montages of All Time-Number 6…..Rocky III

Boxer Rocky Balboa enjoys the wealth and notoriety he has as world Heavyweight champion. He has chosen to only fight against easy opponents and Butterbean types. Then he is challenged by the arrogant bonecrusher with a mowhawk, Clubber Lang. Rocky accepts the challenge to proove once more that there is only one world-champion and to win the hearts of Philadelphia, one more time. But Lang kicks Rocky’s ass and then goes on to star in a hit 80’s television show, The A-Team. Nobody believes in Rocky anymore, not even his own abs, except one man: former world-champion Appolo Creed/Action Jackson. And Creed tries to the stimulate his fighting spirit and get Rocky back in top-form by running slow motion sprints on the beach with both men’s bodies well lubed up for sitiliating beach-action running.

Here is number 6-Rocky III (1982)

Even though the film opened six years after the original, the story is set only four years beyond the original. Rocky is introduced as 30 in the first Apollo Creed fight and is introduced as 34 before the rematch with Clubber Lang. Hey, I am 33 and I think I can still kick some ass? Give the old gents some credit!

This is because the movie is set three years after Rocky II which was supposed to be the following year after the original. Anyhoot, as a child probably the most memorable montage and after seeing this movie, I wanted to box until I realized I was an averaged sized, spoiled white kid from the Burbs.

In search of the perfect goatee…Jim Rome had emergency goatee surgery in Honduras back in 2005

That goatee pretty much guarantees he is up to no good!

Via: (The Guerilla Report)

TEGUCIGALPA, HONDURAS (GSN) – While legions of disappointed fans across the U.S. endured a spate of guest hosts this week on The Jim Rome Radio Show, the namesake host slipped out of the country for an emergency procedure to repair his patented pudding ring goatee.

The outspoken Rome, also host of ESPN’s aptly-named Rome Is Burning, suffered a harrowing accident over the weekend while tending his beloved goatee, a signature look he has sported for years. After successfully trimming his chinner and mustache — both resplendent in Just For Men Brush-In Color Gel — the always-smooth Rome suffered a rare lapse in motor skills, inexplicably shaving a gaping chasm in his left-lip connector hair.

According to sources familiar with Rome’s grooming habits, Los Angeles paramedics were called to the scene but could not revive the broken hair pattern. Rather than alarm his pavlovian fan base which hangs on his every word, Rome elected clandestine surgery at the hands of the world’s foremost goatee specialist.

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I have tried Rome multiple times and I just don’t get it. Jim Rome hits the ears like an Spike TV version of Michael Savage: a spoiled So-Cal punk dabbling in radio between his morning surf, Starbucks latte and afternoon tennis lesson from some old timer. He augments his monotone delivery style with phrases like “grab a vine” (pick up the phone), “rack him” (record his/her call),”suck on some D-cells” (grow bitter), and other staples of his Good Charlotte of sports callers.

Controversial Pastor Jeremiah Wright endorses Duke Basketball

“Duke Basketball is the King of All Kings!”
Jeremiah Wright

Reverend Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright, Jr. (born September 22, 1941) is a former pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (TUCC), a largely African-American megachurch in Chicago, Illinois with 10,000 members. In early 2008, Wright retired after 36 years as the senior pastor of his congregation.Following retirement, Wright’s beliefs and manner of preaching were scrutinized by the media when controversial segments from his sermons were publicized in connection with the presidential campaign of Barack Obama.

In his latest statements on public opinion, and contemporary societal issues, he endorsed Duke Basketball which confused a lot of his followers and congregation members, including former Temple Basketball Coach John Cheney. Duke, known for its unproportional amount of white players from Afluent backgrounds accepted Wright’s endorsement and will honor him after the NCAA tournament.

Some of Wrights contraversial statements included……

“We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye…and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yard and Cameron Indoor Stadium. America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”

Wright then continued:

“Violence begets violence, hatred begets hatred, and terrorism begets terrorism. A white ambassador said that, you all, not a black militant or Duke power Forward.”

He has also made references to North Carolina students as “playa haters” and that the “Powder Blue color is symbolic of the Neocon view of Black basketball players in the south.”

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Are you 3 links from hardcore Porn? Sports Radio 620 is!….Remind me to have my niece check you guys out

Are you 3 clicks?

It might be a new drinking game? Just browsing the website over there at sportsradio620 and BAM, three clicks and I am viewing a shag….So, I thought to myself, are we 3 clicks from hardcore porn, and YES we were….

Whoops, remind me not to tell my grandmother, or pastor to check out the thesportshump anytime soon!

I should send this to Kevin Bacon, time for a new game!

Danny

"Please God make me a bird, so I can fly far, far, far away from here!"……Syracuse is not in the N.I.T.!!!

Nit Defined: Nits are lice eggs, not a basketball tournament that Syracuse is the #1 seed in. They are hard to see and are often confused with dandruff or hair spray droplets. Nits are found firmly attached to the hair shaft and Georgetown Hoyas. They are oval and usually yellow to white. Nits take about a week to hatch and are often seen at UCONN basketball camps. All nits must be removed to prevent re infestation with lice. They can be removed with a special comb or with the fingers. Topical preparations are available that loosen the “glue” that binds them to the hair, making removal easier.

Incidentally, the term “nit-picking” — meaning “too much minor, overly particular criticism” — is relatively recent; it dates only to the 1960s. Nit-picking is in the realm of hairsplitting.

Even Kristof thinks this is not real?

The NIT really sucks, period! Being a first seed in the NIT is like winning a gold medal at the special Olympics, probably better off not being in them. (Okay, I know that was harsh, my apologies!) It’s like saying we came in second place to Larrys Body and Fender shop last summer in your beer league softball team. It’s dating the uglier sister. It’s not having enough grammar skills to read the USA Today paper.
To all of us at the Hump, it’s like watching an inter squad scrimmage. We will watch though, and hope they at least make it to the Garden, so we can give ourselves an excuse to hit the NYC and booze with our Cuse’ jerseys on.

Here are a few things that would make the NIT games at the Dome a bit more exciting……

1-Worlds largest Hot Dog eating contest at the Dome? Imagine over 20,000 people throwing down dome dogs down during a halftime escapade?

2-Pregame cage match between Howard Triche and Bernie Fine.

3-Benny Mardones karaoke? Maybe not actually…

4- Big Screens showing the NCAA’s Mens Basketball tournament….

When Community College goes awesome!

If you support removing earmarks in congress, kiss your neighbor!

These girls belong to an exclusive club called the Orange Coast College Cheerleading and Dance Team. They were the National Championship Community College Dance team for 2007. They also go to Community College, which makes them posting risque photos all over Flickr even better! You can’t beat a commuter college that has a championship dance team.

Thanks To Don Chavez for finding them.

A few things that are always awesome…..

1-Drunk Girls
2-Drunk Community College Girls
3-Drunk Community College Girls on Spring Break

“I have drank soooo much Zima tonight!”

“There goes my chances of winning American Idol!”

Just when SU Basketball pisses me off, something wonderful happens……….Iowa Man Celebrates 100th Birthday With Wings and Women at Hooters

Grandpa you’re a 100 yrs old, where do you want to go?

Friggin Hooters!

Courtesy of the Des Moines register………

If turning 100 doesn’t win you the right to celebrate with busty waitresses in tight clothes, Iowa resident John Persinger can’t imagine what does.

The centenarian rang in his entry into the triple digits at Hooters on Wednesday, according to a report by The Des Moines Register. His late wife Vi wouldn’t have objected, since she was a regular with him at Hooters, the infamous chain known for the cleavage it serves up with beer and buffalo wings.

The Register notes that Persinger is one of only a few thousand American men that are 100 or older.

“I don’t know how I did it,” Persinger told the newspaper. “Good living, I guess. A lot of good food. Steaks, fried potatoes.”

The 120-pound World War II veteran and retired diesel mechanic lives alone in a one-bedroom house, according to the Register. His children and grandchildren look in on him often and help him with chores — but mostly he does his own cooking and housework

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I am glad I am not in highschool anymore!

CDC: At Least 1 in 4 Teenage Girls Has Sexually Transmitted Disease!

A virus that causes cervical cancer is by far the most common sexually transmitted infection in teen girls aged 14 to 19, while the highest overall prevalence is among black girls — nearly half the blacks studied had at least one STD. That rate compared with 20 percent among both whites and Mexican-American teens, the study from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found.

Among girls who admitted ever having sex, the rate was 40 percent. While some teens define sex as only intercourse, other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some infections.

For many, the numbers likely seem “overwhelming because you’re talking about nearly half of the sexually experienced teens at any one time having evidence of an STD,” said Dr. Margaret Blythe, an adolescent medicine specialist at Indiana University School of Medicine and head of the American Academy of Pediatrics’ committee on adolescence.

I want to give Erin Andrews a Golden Snowglobe!

Erin Andrews is pretty much a beautiful woman. Take her and set a montage to the wonderful music of The TUBES, and you have this………..

Who is Erin Andrews???

Erin is 29 years old (born 1978).
* She’s a University of Florida Gator graduate.
* Erin was in a sorority at Florida, she was a Zeta (Zeta Tau Alpha).
* She was on the Gator’s Dazzlers dance squad.

Move over Dolly, meet Erin Andrews!

Besides being incredibly beautiful, she is actually a pretty good sideline reporter. Really, who do you want calling the sideline beat, Craig Sager, Tony Siragusa or Erin Andrews? Andrews joined ESPN in May 2004 as a reporter for the network’s National Hockey League coverage. Since the 2004 season, Andrews has served as sideline reporter for the ESPN College Football Saturday telecast, the Saturday Primetime college basketball game and Big Ten college basketball coverage. In 2005, she added Major League Baseball sideline reporting to her duties. She also provides reports and features on Great Outdoor Games coverage.

In 2007, she was voted “America’s Sexiest Sportscaster” by Playboy Magazine

Dave: I heard you were in Arkansas punching 18 year old Refs?" James: Yeh, he was making bullshit calls!……I love Northwest ARKansas!

How do you punch a ref?

From the Arkansas Democratic Gazette………..

CHARLESTON — A Charleston-area man faces a May trial in connection with an assault on the referee of a girls basketball game Monday evening.

James Allen Moseley, 33, pleaded innocent Wednesday in District Court in Charleston to charges of third-degree battery and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors. His trial was set for May 15, Charleston police Sgt. Scott McKenna said.

Moseley was in the crowd during a third- and fourth-grade girls basketball game at the Charleston school gymnasium, McKenna said. Several people in the stands began heckling the referee, 18-year-old Seth Christenberry of Charleston.

Christenberry told one of the louder hecklers to quiet down, witnesses told police. Moseley yelled back that they could make as much noise as they wanted, McKenna said.

When Christenberry asked Moseley to leave, the 6-foot-3, 200-pound man left the stands and punched Christenberry in the face, McKenna said.

Christenberry and Moseley began wrestling, and other spectators ran out of the stands to separate the two.

Christenberry, who is about 5-foot-8 and 160 pounds, required six stitches to close a cut on his face, McKenna said.

Moseley left the gymnasium, leaving his daughter behind, and drove away. Witnesses gave police a description and license number of Moseley’s car, McKenna said.

A warrant was issued Tuesday, and Moseley was arrested at his home.

Moseley was held without bond in the Franklin County jail until his appearance before District Judge Paul Efurd on Wednesday.

Efurd ordered Moseley released on the condition he have no contact with Christenberry and not attend any sporting events.

Wow, an amazing story of another Douche father trying to live out his athletic dreams through his kid!

"When I go to Denny’s, I order the Chicken Alfredo because it offers a taste of Italy at a price the entire family can enjoy…..

My mother used to tell me that “nothing good happens at Denny’s after Midnight!” You know what, she was right. If you walk into a Denny’s at 2:00am, I expect something to “go down” while I am eating my Moons over My Hammy. Why does thuggish activity congregate here at night. Denny’s is like Gremlins, if you visit there after midnight the people turn into retched little creatures that kill!

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Two men killed in Rome fight
Posted by Meghan Rubado March 08, 2008 1:47PM
Categories: Breaking News
Rome police responded to a large fight outside a Denny’s restaurant in Rome about 2:46 a.m. today.

There, they found six men suffering from various injuries. Two of the men were pronounced dead at the scene. None of the men’s identities have been released.

The other four men were taken by ambulances to area hospitals. The fight took place near the intersection of South James Street and Erie Boulevard West in Rome. The intersection borders the Fort Stanwix National Monument.

Some news reports have stated that the men were stabbed, but Rome police said they could not confirm that.