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Saratoga County Man not impressed with Hudson area Long John Silvers

Demy's combo platter

(Barely Food) – Hudson, NY

Tuesday March 23, 2010

John Demy of Saratoga Springs figured he would give national food retailer Long John Silver’s a try late Monday afternoon on his way home from his shift at Bargain Outlet.

I’ve heard so much about Long John’s from my friend Tim and he said the chicken planks were tasty, so I thought what the hell.

Demy ordered the a fish and chicken combo basket, large Diet coke and with a side of lobster bites.

It was so-so,” Demy told Barely Food from his Saratoga apartment. It’s not as nice as the Burger King I go to on Toll road. This place had some good lobster bites, but I felt it wasn’t as tasty as the King.

Demy’s ¬†dissatisfaction also extended to the layout of the Long John Silver’s. Accustomed to the Toll road Burger King dining area with vaulted ceiling, sturdy booths, and a fully stocked napkin, condiment, and straw counter, Demy was dismayed by the food court’s long lines and ill-defined, drafty space. Forced to walk far from the Nutritional kiosk to the other side of the packed dining area, he said he was displeased by the narrow width of his table and found his chair to be rickety and unstable.

We are not sure whether or not Demy will visit the Long John Silver’s location again, but he is confident that he might be tasty for those lobster bites again.

They were fuckin’ good, that’s all.


The Holy Grail of Jim Boeheim….Singing country music with a mustache in the early 80’s

When it comes to Jim Boeheim, you think of a few things……..

  • Sings country music……Check!
  • Has a Porn stache……Check!
  • Burger King reference….Check!

Well, here it is. Enjoy Jimbo in his prime

Cowboy Jim Boeheim

Is this my favorite video of all time? Why indeed it is!

Can I get a caption?

The Drunkest of the Drunk…..The top 20 drunkest athletes of All Time

Screech was captain of his Coed Softball team

CO-ED magazine put together the Top 20 Drunkest Athletes of All Time. A few of the favorites are on there, including John Daly, Eli Manning, Joe Namath and a few that may surprise a few of you. The pictures are absolutely incredible, and as soon as you think someone is noble and decent, they are caught with a box of wine under their shoulder, a cigar and two whores riding shotgun.


The Day after Hump day is a good day….Some random crap

Ladies, we are very humpable!

  • Local ski resort manager steals electricity, good for him………
  • UMASS football players having risque fun in student libraries…..With Leather
  • The Leo Rautins drinking game, it’s the new Roxanne!…..Cuzoogle

Typical Red Sux fan..

Hey Sport Humpers, I planned to post another clip from my personal adventures in Yankees Stadium, but when I asked for submissions, you delivered a great one just in time to celebrate the Yankees victory in their Home Opener. This one actually comes from my cousin, Chris Score, in Georgia. Now, this great piece of footage was credited to have taken place in Wrigley Field, but I put our staff of Sport Humping Fact Finders on the job, and it turns out that this was actually a Red Sux fan attending a game in Wrigley Field. You see, this is the rarely seen tradition enjoyed by the Fenway Bottom Dwellers of wallowing in their own excrement. They had begun doing this early in the many years during the Curse of the Bambino, and have just not let go of this foul custom. This particular fan was blissfully ignorant that this act is socially abhorred outside of New England sports, and he was proudly sharing his display of Boston Mortification with what he thought were his new friends. Thanks Chris! – Lou Score