Category Archives: Boston

Scientific Breakthrough!!

Monkey teaches Red Sux fan sign language! Until now, Red Sux fans have not been unable to demonstrate the brain function necessary for basic communication until the age of 12, but after months of isolated interaction with a reeses monkey, a six year old Sux fan has responded to a request to take his first bath. -Lou Score


Red Sux fans put the ASS in CLASS…

Today, as I listened to the incoherent Yankee-hating rant left by my boss on company voice mail, I cannot say that I was surprised. The inferiority complex that reeks through every word from a Red Sux fan, having been built up over decades of losing, only compares to the penis envy felt by a post-op tranny after realizing he/she made a really bad mistake. Since Boston has achieved a modicum of success, listening to a Red Sux fan wax poetic about the sport of baseball is like being lectured about making money by a trailer park resident who won the lottery. I would offer some advice to this group, but it would just be forgotten when they wake up from their daily alcoholic black out… -Lou Score

After watching the Yankees beat the Red Sux in the House that Ruth built, the only capper is watching our drunk chicks beat up their drunk chicks!

Hey Sport Humpers! My name is Lou Score, and I am a Sport Humper! I filmed this drunken girl on girl scuffle last year, with the assistance of my little brother, Joshua. I have a bunch of video from last year that I will share with you, along with reports and video of my adventures at the stadium this year. I’m taking the responsibility as official Yankees correspondent among the Sport Humpers, and I will use my own footage as much as possible. I will also consider posting any exceptional footage that you may have, so please share! If you are a Red Sux fan.. well, you suck, and I can’t wait to hear you crying about your loser team when Varitek’s old knees give out again, and your team falls apart. Now, to start my Sport Humping career, I give you this footage from 4/28/2007 Outside of Gate 6. This was the location of a classic Yankees vs Red Sux Drunken chick fight, where you can hear classic lines, such as, “I don’t f^c%’.. you think I care if I get arrested?”, and a beautiful rendition of the classic American tune ‘Boston Takes It Up The A$$”!