Cicero Man a featured writer on New Adam Sandler movie

Cusescoops- Local writer Dale Sheesley will team up with the Happy Madison pictures on the new Adam Sandler movie, Likety Bumpkin, which will debut in early 2009. Sheesley stated he is excited to work on the picture and looks forward to add some of his comedic elements to the Sandler team. Sheesley’s past credits include, Ishtar, Howard the Duck, TNT Jackson and The incredibly strange pictures who stopped living and became mixed-up Zombies.
The new picture will depict Sandler as an aging lazy adult who falls into some money and ends up dating the bosses beautiful daughter played by Cameron Diaz. Sheesley also noted some points to the movie that will feature Sandler in more of a reached out roll which include–

Sandler talking funny and singing a goofy song.

Sandler punching a guy in the face, then talking funny.

Sandler screaming, talking funny, then beating the snot out of someone.

Sandler attacking an old man, talking funny, and singing.

Sandler shouting at someone, singing a goofy song, then talking funny.

Sandler falling in love, talking funny, then beating up his girlfriend.

Sandler talking funny, singing, shouting, and is riddled with explosive bullets in an ultraviolent bloodbath.

The new movie will also feature Steven Segal as Sandlers drunken father who wins the Alabama lottery and opens up a backyard mixed martial arts league.

Former Syracuse weatherman blames weather on Jews

Former Channel 3 weatherman, and current fox news reporter Phil Weintin recently blamed the Jewish state of Israel for the Northeasts warm seasonal weather. As temperatures are forecast to go as high as the high 50s and no lower than the mid-20s through at least Thursday, this could be one of the warmest winters in years here in Syracuse. So who can we blame for the warm winter weather? Jews. Well that’s what Weintin thinks in a phone interview from Manhattan with Scoopz reporter, Richard Long. “It all starts with the holy land and as this unseasonably warm weather curses much of the Northeast, Israel reaps the rewards.” When asks how Israel benefits from climate changes, he goes on to say, “The Jewish land owns much stock in fair weather climates. They will soon own a stake in cool weather climates as well.”

Who knows what Weintin is talking about. When local Rabbi Danzi Zingerman was made aware of the comments, he stated, “Typical anti-Jewish weatherman rants. It’s typical of these men and women to condemn Israel and spread propaganda.”