Category Archives: a-rod

Scientific Breakthrough!!



Monkey teaches Red Sux fan sign language! Until now, Red Sux fans have not been unable to demonstrate the brain function necessary for basic communication until the age of 12, but after months of isolated interaction with a reeses monkey, a six year old Sux fan has responded to a request to take his first bath. -Lou Score

This makes me want to drink milk and beer!!


This is a picture of my long lost.. um, friend.. and, if anyone has contact with her, please immediately send her to the Sport Hump Field Office in Saratoga Springs, NY, located in my bedroom. Thank you. -Lou Score

Red Sux fans put the ASS in CLASS…




Today, as I listened to the incoherent Yankee-hating rant left by my boss on company voice mail, I cannot say that I was surprised. The inferiority complex that reeks through every word from a Red Sux fan, having been built up over decades of losing, only compares to the penis envy felt by a post-op tranny after realizing he/she made a really bad mistake. Since Boston has achieved a modicum of success, listening to a Red Sux fan wax poetic about the sport of baseball is like being lectured about making money by a trailer park resident who won the lottery. I would offer some advice to this group, but it would just be forgotten when they wake up from their daily alcoholic black out… -Lou Score