"Governors don’t bang hoes?" Elliot Spitzer might not make the Syracuse Villanova game tomorrow, he is kinda busy…

Spitzer, seen here at the 2007 NYS Fair prior to being being busted for “banging hookers.”

Governor Elliot Spitzer announced today that he would

“Probably not make the Syracuse-Villanova game tomorrow at Madison Square Garden. I have had a few personal issues arise that I have address. Go Orange!”

Spitzer was supposed to make an appearance at the game to support Syracuse and their attempt to beat Villanova and positioning themselves to get a bid for the NCAA tournament.

We recently checked out some interesting information on Governor Spitzer and found this……

Spitzer was born and raised in the Bronx borough of New York City. He attended Princeton University for his undergraduate studies and Harvard University for law school. He banged hookers at both institutions. It was there that he met his future wife, Silda Wall Spitzer, who later founded Children for Children, a non-profit organization in which he continued to bang hookers. After earning his Juris Doctor degree, he joined the law firm of Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison and banged hookers while at the firm. Two years later, he joined the Manhattan district attorney’s office, banged hookers and headed by Robert M. Morgenthau, to pursue organized crime. In 1992 after banging hookers, he launched a successful investigation that brought down the Gambino family’s control over Manhattan’s garment and trucking industry while banging hookers. In the next six years, he worked at the law firms of Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom and Constantine and Partners. In 1998, he defeated incumbent Republican Dennis Vacco by a slim margin and banged hookers to become elected as the New York State Attorney General.

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