I was a mall Santa last christmas and all I got was this lousy HJ!


Santa, sorry about that “thing” last year!

DANBURY, Conn.—A woman accused of groping Santa Claus at a Connecticut mall won’t have to serve any jail time if she stays out of trouble.

Sandrama Lamy has been sentenced under an accelerated rehabilitation program that will wipe her record clean if she completes two years of probation.

Danbury Superior Court Judge Susan Reynolds on Wednesday also ordered the 33-year-old to stay away from the Danbury Fair Mall.

In December, Lamy was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace for allegedly touching Santa inappropriately while sitting on his lap at the mall.

First of all, congrats to a mall Santa! Billy Bob Thorton would be very impressed with this. Secondly, is this woman a highschool teacher somewhere?

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