Did you see that shunk with the hot, tautly muscled ass on the beach?….Mrs. Roger Clemens getting the injection!

Brian McNamee added a new name to the list of people he says he injected with drugs in the pooper: Debbie Clemens.

McNamee told congressional investigators he injected the Rocket’s wife with HGH – at the seven-time Cy Young Award winner’s direction – before the couple posed for a 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition photo shoot, a lawyer familiar with his testimony said Friday. Wow, Marion Jones has got some competition in the world of women on roids.

The lawyer spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because details of Thursday’s testimony have not been publicly released. McNamee’s statements about Debbie Clemens were first reported by the New York Daily News on its Web site Friday.

Why can’t chicks be chicks anymore? More frequently, a woman on steroids suffers from mood swings, irratable bowel syndrome (yummy) with steroids withdraw symptoms that include depression, fear, apathy, increased tendency for a cry, very forgetful, lack of concentration loss of appetite and anxiety, affecting all aspects of her life including job, family, and relationships. (Wait, isn’t that all women most of the time?)

With an increase in testosterone levels, around 30 times greater than normal levels, hormones imbalance are far from being in synch. This profoundly disrupting a woman’s immune system and heightens vulnerability to infectious diseases like being a beeatch!

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