Tom Brady might get laid tonight

Due to today’s win over the San Diego Chargers in the AFC Championship game, and strong performances both in the regular season and the postseason (1 NFL MVP, 2 Super Bowl MVPs), Brady acknowledged that his girlfriend Giselle Bundchen might finally give in and have sex with him. “I know I am no Dicaprio, but I have been waiting awhile now and hopefully she will want to consemate the relationship this evening,” Brady said in a post game conference.

He has won three Super Bowls (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX), two Super Bowl MVP awards (XXXVI and XXXVIII), has been invited to four Pro Bowls, and holds the NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single regular season. Brady was named as Sports Ill ustrated’s Sportsman of the Year, in 2005. He also helped set the record for the longest consecutive win streak in NFL history with 21 straight wins over two seasons.

All of us here at Cusescoops would like to wish Tom the best in his endevour with Giselle. We all realize it must be tough, especially when your girl is holding out on you, so go get em T-Brady!!

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