Cusescoops- One of our favorite things to write about is all the “shorty’s” out there that are swinging some lil boo’s all over America. If you ever want to see where we are headed as a society, see the movie Idiocracy.
Well, here is my Top Ten of some Athletes who might be “Playin on Sunday, driven off in a Hyundai!”
10-Jason Caffey – 8 kids by 7 women. Great job on this Jason! Breaking into the Top Ten…
9-Charles Rogers – Draft Busst has 5 illegitimate kids…and is probably playing for the Semi Pro New Jersey Rattlers playing both ways like Gordy Lockbaum.
8-Ricky Williams – Apparently weed doesn’t kill the lil swimmers after all?
7-Willis McGahee – 3 illegitimate kids after just a few years in Buffalo. Keep up the pace Willis, you could pound out 4-5 more at your age?
6-Gary Sheffield – Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. We believe he added 3 more by his 30th birthday?
5-Noel Devine- 2 kids before even going to West Virginia. Noel, you are a star in the making, you could be putting up Shawn Kemp numbers soon!
4-Evander Holyfield – The Real Deal has 9 illegitimate kids. Multiple Titles=Multiple kids!
3-Willie Anderson – 9 illegitimate kids! This former Spur has more kids than made free throws during his last season!
2-Travis Henry – 9 kids by 9 women!!!! The Bills make we want to Shout! (and run full court with your kids!)
2-(tie)Shawn Kemp – 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women!! All you jealous punks can’t stop my dunks! and thrusting….
and the number 1 is………………..
Calvin Murphy – 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women