Mike Hart can beat up most of our Dads!-Mike’s hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

A commentary by
Al B Dente

It’s official! Mike Hart can beat up my Dad.. I don’t say that about many men, but I do believe Hart could take Pops out by running right through his mid section. The 5’9 200 lb tank of a man finished his college career yesterday by running through the Gators defense. I remember him at Onondaga high school when he was a shifty, wiry back making breaking ankles of high schoolers all over central New York. Now he is a stacked pitbull-esqe running machine that takes a host of football behemoths to take him down.

Some Urban myths are sprouting out Ann Arbor about Mike Hart where he has become somewhat of a local chuck Norris. For example, some men, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Mike Hart, each testicle is larger than the other one. Or that Mike Hart even scares the shit out of Chuck Norris. Also, Mike Hart saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endangered species list so they wouldn’t get cocky.

I think Hart will tear it up in the NFL by bringing his upstate style to all the Bling around the league. He is a smack talker, but on the positive tip. I would let Mike Hart call my mother an obscenity, because he could probably back it up. We will have to wait, but in the meantime…..in case you haven’t heard, Mike Hart won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

Either way, Mike Hart is the Ballz!

Mike in high school at Onondaga! (when he had a neck)

The infamous RUN in high school


E does not = mc2… E = MIKE HART

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