Destiny USA to add orbiting moon over Syracuse

Cusescoops-In the latest move by the Destiny group, Robert Congel stated that the skyline over the Destiny USA megaplex will be circled by the nebular moon of Saturn. “I think it will be a great addition to this site, by adding an actual moon to light up Destiny’s sky at night,” stated Congel in a recent phone interview. ” I believe this will be the first shopping center to offer a lunar viewing of an actual moon orbiting the Syracuse skyline.”

Here is how the Destiny crew will get the moon to orbit th sky (according to a Destiny spokesperson) NASA discovered that there is an moon roughly the size of Texas heading towards the Earth, and if it hits the Earth, the planet itself and all of its inhabitants will be obliterated, worse, the moon will hit the Earth in 18 days prior to Destiny’s first phase is finished. Unfortunately, NASA’s plans to destroy the moon are irrelevant. That is when the Robert Congel and Destiny team members decides to use a nuclear warhead to move the moon closer to Syracuse. Then, scientists decide to blow the moon with the warhead inside the moon itself. The only man to do it, is an oil driller/Destiny USA founder named Robert Congel and his group of misfit drillers and 60,000 a year Destiny workers.

Good luck to the Destiny team towards this remarkable feat!


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