Al B. Dente
10. When Paul Harris says go, you hit your lane on a fast break, no questions!
9. Kevlar is made from the flesh of Paul Harris.
8. Bullets dodge Paul Harris.
7. Paul Harris does not high five. He gives you a low two with a kick to your nuts.
6. MC Hammer learned the hard way that Paul Harris “Can’t touch this!”
5. Paul Harris’s summer training includes running up Niagara Falls.
4. Paul Harris doesn’t have to hit on college women, he just says “NOW”.
3. Paul Harris doesn’t have to play defense, he attacks in the opposite direction.
2. Superman owns a Paul Harris jersey.
1. They changed the name of the big east to Big Paul!